OK, so I was looking at the site from my last post a bit more, and it's just a site for people to post their favorite IRC conversations and quotes.
I've been reading them, and they vary of course, but this one was great stuff.
#287414 +(18121)- [X]
DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
Thirteen> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
Thirteen> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
Thirteen> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
PeteRepeat> fucking ken
PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
Thirteen> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was