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[dick_johnson]

Parents...I was at my friend and I didn't want to walk to the bus so I called my dad to see where he was. He was at home and today I'm supposed to go my dad's. He told me to call him when I got home. Right when I got into my room I put my phone on the charger and then went to take a long ass dump. It was long because of that hot sauce I had at

Comments

[monkilicious]

why couldnt you just bring the phone in while you dump? so while youre taking off your pants youve already called your dad or in the process of dialing.

[fridgemoocher]

haha! that seriously just made my day.

[dick_johnson]

f u both