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[dickcheney]

Hey voters, sorry I haven't updated in awhile.

I burnt my tongue drinking hot chocolate last night. It really hurts.

I have been really busy with being Vice President and stuff, but I still feel like something is missing, and sometimes I have trouble sleeping.

Oh well.

Comments

[anonymous]

You're hot.

[dickcheney]

Thank you.

[f_c_i_l_forever]

Umm.... He's married....

[dinorossi]

Get some Ambien. I know some folks in Canada.

[dickcheney]

Thanks, I need some connections.

[randomposting]

Did you have a pretzel with your cocoa?

[dickcheney]

WRONG GUY.

But I love you anyway, citizen.

[randomposting]

Oooh, my bad. It's so hard, all the Republicans start to look alike after awhile...

[dickcheney]

So do blacks and asians.

Just kidding, I love everybody!