ya, i'm really sorry i skipped out...i have no good excuse either except that i'm a bad friend missing your birthday and all...went to the firehouse instead to watch mandragora...was actually going there cause i knew this girl would be there, and she was, but i didn't say anything to her cause i'm lame...so i really did miss your birthday for nothing...except i did get free cigarettes from the camel rep and a free pitcher of beer cause their kegs were tapped and the dude poured nothing but foam, so he poured me another...hope your birthday was awesome...we should get together this weekend
ya, and when he gets accepted, all his friends are going to "visit"...and by that, i mean sit around the house upper deckering his roommates toilets, fall guying his roommates, and mooch off the real world house for as long as possible
the fall guy is a complex procedure where in you sneak into the room of one of the jerks who lives in the house that you're at, take your pants and underwear off, put their pants and underwear on...then shit yourself...get back in your clothes, wad up the filthed pants and underwear, and sneak into the living room and hide it under the couch (or bathroom, or anywhere else in the house really) for the vitims roommates to find...the next day, the jerk's roommates will think he/she shat themselves when they were drunk and tried to hide the evidence...the down side is you just shat yourself and will have to clean up...hence, the fall guy
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What is fall guying?
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