The purpose of living in the time period of which we have been presented, where love is thinner in comparison to the older times and excitement is at a minimal, is to preserve tradition without ever experiencing the great emotions that were perpetuating so long ago. We believe in the American tradition, yet we don’t believe in America. There is ( Read more... )

mmm

Eh!

zing

Remember these three things ( Read more... )

2 hot for livejournal. 2 X for Vin Deisel. Where do i belong ( Read more... )

Water is the essence of moisture.
and moisture is the essence of beauty

I'm tired of hearing about this pointless bullshit. Fuck it, man! I’m tired of the government narrowing your margin for choice--especially when it’s unreasonable.

Take pot for example. Everyone I know has the same stance on this. It’s totally reasonable to completely outlaw it because it’s been proven on TV that it leads to terrorism. That ( Read more... )

actually... nevermind. Fuck that. I'm going to station my headquarters in canada. just to screw with people. Italy's good and all, but it's no Canada.

I really like to play hacky sac. But there's snow everywhere and i don't want to get it wet because then it smells and the texture of the sac is destroyed. So i think I'm going to take over the world using a death ray--did you know that the first death ray was invented during the end of the 19th century by a guy named testler? the same guy who ( Read more... )

Nevermind the benjamins ( Read more... )

ok. get this. There's a mass murder on the loose. Let's say he's killed about 20 innocent women and children and then ate their bodies and made souvenirs out of their bones in the same style of Dapy products. The people are outraged. Disgusted. Confused ( Read more... )