[Oh my god there's an ice cream parlor. Elfangor has no idea where it came from. Nor does he particularly care. Because he is far too focused on the fact that THERE IS ICE CREAM. And he will eat it. All of it. ...Okay, not all of it. But quite a lot. Yes.
He's already heading for the counter, all but dragging Matt along, with something a bit like a crazed grin.]
[Matt knows that look. It's a look that spells doom for anything remotely edible in the vicinity, and he wonders if suggesting they split a sundae would work at all, and oh god, Elfangor knows about sundaes, right? Matt has a brief but vivid mental picture of himself trying to explain to the staff why his apparently-adult boyfriend has whipped cream in his eyebrows.]
[Eat too much? How could he possibly eat too much?] There is no such thing as too much ice cream.
[He just keeps on grinning, arm still looped around Matt as he orders a ten-scoop banana split sundae with everything on it. That's enough to split, right? If not, they could always another one...]
Dude. That's bigger than my head. And your head. Put together.
[He plucks the cherry on the top out of harm's way. Part of the reason is that he might want to show off a little, but the stem's going to be in his mouth for a bit as he makes doofy faces manuevering it around.]
It is not that large! [Though it is a close thing, and Elfangor cannot help but be inordinately pleased about that.
He drags Matt toward a booth in the far corner of the shop, watching him curiously as he... what exactly is he doing with that cherry? Have a concerned look.] Matt? What are you--?
[Translation: hang on. Why furrowing his brow is necessary to this operation, Matt's not sure, but it helps, and after a moment, he triumphantly pulls the knotted cherry stem out of his mouth and displays it.]
[Oh. That. Must require an extreme level of... lingual dexterity. Elfangor spaces out a bit, staring intently at Matt's mouth and thinking of other uses for that ability.
So he really can't be blamed when he can't resist the urge to scoop up a bit of whipped cream from the sundae and deliberately smear it across Matt's lower lip. He murmurs an utterly unapologetic oops, and ducks in for a very thorough kiss.]
[Wow, that worked a lot better than Matt thought it would. He leans into the kiss, only aware enough that there are other people around to blush because of it.
He pulls back reluctantly. Eyes the sundae. Puts a dot of whipped cream on Elfangor's nose and leans back in to lick it off.]
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He's already heading for the counter, all but dragging Matt along, with something a bit like a crazed grin.]
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I'm not rubbing your stomach if you eat too much.
[Lies. He totally would.]
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[He just keeps on grinning, arm still looped around Matt as he orders a ten-scoop banana split sundae with everything on it. That's enough to split, right? If not, they could always another one...]
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Dude. That's bigger than my head. And your head. Put together.
[He plucks the cherry on the top out of harm's way. Part of the reason is that he might want to show off a little, but the stem's going to be in his mouth for a bit as he makes doofy faces manuevering it around.]
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He drags Matt toward a booth in the far corner of the shop, watching him curiously as he... what exactly is he doing with that cherry? Have a concerned look.] Matt? What are you--?
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[Translation: hang on. Why furrowing his brow is necessary to this operation, Matt's not sure, but it helps, and after a moment, he triumphantly pulls the knotted cherry stem out of his mouth and displays it.]
This! Is what I was doing.
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So he really can't be blamed when he can't resist the urge to scoop up a bit of whipped cream from the sundae and deliberately smear it across Matt's lower lip. He murmurs an utterly unapologetic oops, and ducks in for a very thorough kiss.]
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He pulls back reluctantly. Eyes the sundae. Puts a dot of whipped cream on Elfangor's nose and leans back in to lick it off.]
Think we could get this to go...?
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(( lol relocating due to porning it up))
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