Arashi´s Biography!

[dicky_soul]

So...I thought that the epicmuffin that would be an Arashi biography was long over due. I mean Justin Bieber was writing his while he was breast stroking in his father´s scrotum (it´s not improbable, you have a lot of time to think in there...)
...So! I have given myself the gruelling task of doing it. The Arashi biography that is, not Beiber´s

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[ailette]

LOL, this made me laugh so hard. xD

I'm trying to imagine Stephen Fry as Aiba's voice... now my mind is giving me some kind of error message. I shall pre-order your book (you better come up with an idea for a LE. Put in some of the Dear Snow confetti? It has touched Arashi OMG!!one!!) to avoid a crying Leader. D:
And the 'rave review' from the random fangirl on the street... Just. LOL

But, yes, the confetti. I'm wondering every time how nobody chokes on it and why Ohmiya aren't having sex on stage!

[dicky_soul]

Really happy you liked it!!! *awkward but happy dancing*
Can´t imagine Aiba portrayed by Fry huh...I´ll give you a helping hand. Just take anything Aiba has ever said in English and add Fry´s conviction. I laughed very hard (in front of the computer...alone...in the dark...*sigh*).
Anyway! Will i be chased down the street by villagers with pitchfoks if i don´t know what LE is?...Because i don´t know what LE is...

Ohmiya are practically having sex on stage, i mean, most of their skits can be interpreted as different sexual positions and innuendoes (Gonna write a post on that one day!)

[ailette]

*sporfles* That... as soon as I catch up with QI again I'll be imagining Aiba sitting on the panel now. I don't know if that makes me happy or maybe rather want to cry. D:
The villagers are busy chasing my neighbours around, so I'll just tell you that LE = Limited Edition. I love my abbreviations like Ohno loves fishing - to the degree that other people get mad at me for it. xD

I'm really looking forward to that post now. x3

[dicky_soul]

I just can´t seem to think of anything funnier than Aiba and Fry switching places.
Aiba trying be authoritative while teaching Alan grammar, and Fry trying to dance and sing while looking sexily into a camera. It´s. just. comedy. gold.

My book will be very limited edition, probably around zero editions...

First time I notice your userpic....I really like it! :D

[dicky_soul]

Role of Nino´s DS granted!
This movie is going to end up as one of those schoolplays where all the trees and rocks are played by children. Only in this case the children will be desperat fan girls...and boys (no gender discrimination on my set!).

Arashi fans as props = sex offending furniture

[yuui1010]

OMGaaaahhhhhhhh
Your pages are totally awesome!!!!

[dicky_soul]

haha, thank you, but it's more word vomit and auto correct