dear orlando magic,

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it's been raining for days here. and the weather isn't looking like it will change anytime here in the near future. My mood has been crabby and my roommate doesn't come home until Friday. I would really appreciate a win tonight, and afterwards, for you, Dwight Superman Howard, to jizz all over Lebron's face. If you win, I promise if I ever see any

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I'm not sure a drink is worth jizzing on another mans face, unless you are already into that.