Holy Jimmy Gibbs Jr. ...This thing on?
Man, did I wake up in some fancy place er' what? Last thing I saw was the back of the pilot's head when Nick decided to be n' asshole and shoot him. Course' he did turn into a zombie n' all...I thought the helicopter crashed in Louisiana. Guess I was wrong
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[Worried about zombies? Instead have an alien frog!]
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Shoot, what the hell'er you?!
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Wonderland?
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I'm a Keronian, and 'Wonderland' is a place where people are dragged from many different worlds and times and forced to endure 'events' drawn from the memories of the residents here.
I have yet to experience one of these 'events'...but I look forward to it. Kuu ku ku! [Enjoy that high pitched laugh breaking the pattern of his usual deep voice.]
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Yer a...what? Whatsa Keh ro ee an?
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Well, this place can't be nearly as bad as where I came from, I'll tell ya.
But let's hope this place'll decide to not have a second zombie event.
Cept'...killin' zombies was pretty fuckin' fun.
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Naw, got a coupl'a bruises n' cuts, but nothin' nearly as bad as it coulda' been.
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That's good. So you don't need healing or anything.
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I'm good. Looks like whoever brought me here took my only First Aid kit, but I think lotsa bed rest n' eatin' will do me good.
By the way. Since this place is...Wonderland er' somethin', this place got food?
I gotta say, it looks perty safe. Not a bad change of location.
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Ro'! That you, girl?
Shit. I think whoever brought us here has gotta be generous! Nice change of location and good buds!
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Hell, I'm just glad we're outta' that mess.
Hey, Ro', y'know that your room forms to your own personal likin'? Seriously, just imagine somethin' up, and BAM! Pimped out to your tastes.
See, my room's all nice n' set up just in case that one kid was right about a second zombie event. Say hello to the Ellis Safe Room paradise. Complete with H.D. T.V. set.
Fuckin' sweet, huh?
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