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I FORGOT TO GRADE FOR TOMORROW. Verily, I am retarded. -
In which I cut a bitch
Turns out the frustrating computer glitch I've been wrestling with for the last four days is not, in fact, the one that is making my project unsuccessful. Instead, it seems my method just doesn't work, meaning I have to come up with a plan B some time in the next two hours, because tomorrow we give our project updates and I have to explain why I've ( Read more... ) -
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What the hell is going on with the world today? Chinese sailors apparently mooned one of our Navy boats or something; North Korea is flipping out over a military exercise that has apparently happened yearly since the 50's. If the exercise happens, it "cannot guarantee the safety of commercial air traffic." WTF, North Korea. You don't just have a ( Read more... ) -
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Oh, so NOW you decide to work, you fucking useless license. BURN IN HELL. -
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Yesss! I'm under deadline. By twelve minutes, sure, but I'll take what I can get. My adviser wanted it tomorrow, and I got it to him today. Go me. Now my back hurts. -
Omg CHOCOLATE
So I am drowning in chocolate right now. There's this bar of fancy stuff I got at Wegmans two weeks ago and forgot to eat, and today I got a Lindt orange bar and a Dove roasted almond bar in the mail from the Anti-Valentine's Day chocolate exchange, and I stopped at Bomboy's for a half-pound of mixed chocolates when I was home, and Mom sent me back ( Read more... ) -
More scenes from a job search
Me: Mom, I refuse to move to Houston. On principle.
Mom: What principle?
Me: The principle of Houston.
Mom: ... ?
Me: It's like one enormous, massive knot of sprawl!
By the way, I applied to seven jobs this weekend, if you count today. Go me! -
Oh, Baltimore.
Local news people: Zomg! Snow! Look at these pictures of snow!!!
Me: *sigh*
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Psst
Baltimore Sun, c'mere. I want to tell you something, and it's because I like you. You were an important part of my childhood and adolescence -- my parents aren't Maryland natives, so it's you that taught me about the important things -- steamed crabs, marble steps, Bawlmorese, the Mayor jumping into the Aquarium seal pool. More than anything else, ( Read more... )