You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
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Blogthings Hmmm, I don't own flipity flops, but I think I am the only person I know who hates them... they suck! Even the guys I know wear 'em. The rest are all true... even the lightning one... rotflmgdfao
Your Irish Name Is...
Michaela Fitzgerald
What's your Irish Name? I freaking love this name!!!!!!!!!!!
Theresa Marie Coffin's Aliases
Your movie star name: Pretzels Charles
Your fashion designer name is Theresa Prauge
Your socialite name is Terri Miami
Your fly girl / guy name is T Cof
Your detective name is Dog Miramar
Your barfly name is Plantains Martini
Your soap opera name is Marie Embassy
Your rock star name is Peppermint A Car
Your star wars name is Thecup Coflaw
Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Banana
The Amazing Meganame Generator LMAO...
Your Boobies' Names Are: Cheech and Chong
Get your own Boobie Names LMAOTIC!!!
Your Porn Star Name is: E.Z. Lay
Get your own Porn Star Name Your Girl Parts Are Named: Heart Shaped Box
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Your Penis Name is: Gummi Worm
Get your own Penis Name I put Lawrences name in there... I don't think he will be amused...
But I am!!!!!!!!!!
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Your Stripper Name is: Puppy
Get your own Stripper Name That one was lame :(
To pick up Lawrence Behar: You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
Get your own Magic Pick Up Line Lawrence is a Trini... in case y'all didn't know...
Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode
What's Your 80's Theme Song? I love that song!!!
Your Hippie Dude Name is: Electric
Get your own Hippie Dude Name Your Hippie Chick Name is: Vega
Get your own Hippie Chick Name I like Vega!!!! Vega and Electric! Awwwww yea!
Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Star Wars Name: Theco Rehol
Your Star Wars Title: Nifras of Dijaw
Your Star Wars Name and Title I thoght my Starwas name was Thecup? Ahhh well?
Your Drag Queen Name is: Pussy Golitely
Get your own Drag Queen Name Not as fun as it was before...
Your #1 Love Type: ISFJ
The Nurturer
In love, you are quietly intense, devoted, and tend too hold on too long.
For you, sex is a way to get closer - and a way to take care of your partner.
Overall, you are altruistic and eager to please your sweetie.
However, you tend to also be non-confrontational and secretly frustrated with relationship issues.
Best matches: ESTP or ESFP
Your #2 Love Type: INFJ
The Protector
In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.
For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.
Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you're in.
However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.
Best matches: ENTP and ENFP
What's Your Love Type?Hmmm...
You May Be a Bit Dependent ...
You're more than a little preoccupied with being abandoned.
You need a lot of support in your life, at all times.
It's difficult for you to survive on your own...
And you don't reallly think you ever could.
What Personality Disorder Are You? That's not true!!!
You Will Die at Age 79
79
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die? Ahha... You'll never be rid of me... okay, in 60 years!
You Are A Rowan Tree
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving.
What is Your Celtic Horoscope? Ahhh yes, an ancient, mystical Rowan tree... ?