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[didiinviteyouin]

Dear Alan Peterman,

Yes, I understand that you are my landlord but I am not paying you $565.67 a month so you can send one of your henchmen around at 7 in the morning, looking like a bum, dragging a garbage can picking up recycling and coming up my front porch and into the foyer looking for recycling. Also, after being scared out of my mind that

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[stapled2thewall]

fuckin' landlords suck huge monkey schlongggggg. 2 and a half months to fix a damn window?!?! you've got to be kidding.

[dgillz]

A super-skinny best friend comes in mighty handy. Just wait til you accidentally drop the remote behind the couch. You'll see. I'm telling you, Cara, you're making a big mistake. Well, a very skinny mistake anyway. You should BFF her right away next time you get the chance.

That is all.