and by the way? "sucks at life" is funny, but i prefer "fails at life." this way it's not like something you're just not very good at - it's something you're TERRIBLE at. see? it's a subtle difference.
i don't know who those people are, by the way. or do i? do i have to dust off my aluminum bat?
haha i should come to you before i speak. from now on expect phone calls every 1/2 minute or so from me running my sentences past you before they come out of my mouth. yours sound soo much better than mine.
and no, im not referring to the people you know, max has enough girl drama for the both of them. i was just being silly and being mad about people trying to talk to me who havent in a few months. you might have to bust out the aluminum bat, although wooden might be better because then they can get splinters as an added bonus.
I hear you about the wooden bat. You're absolutely right. But if I used a wooden bat every time I had to regulate, I'd go through an awful lot of bats. They tend to shatter because I'm so fucking huge.
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in times like this ask yourself WWHDD : What Would Hilary Duff Do?
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and by the way? "sucks at life" is funny, but i prefer "fails at life." this way it's not like something you're just not very good at - it's something you're TERRIBLE at. see? it's a subtle difference.
i don't know who those people are, by the way. or do i? do i have to dust off my aluminum bat?
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and no, im not referring to the people you know, max has enough girl drama for the both of them. i was just being silly and being mad about people trying to talk to me who havent in a few months. you might have to bust out the aluminum bat, although wooden might be better because then they can get splinters as an added bonus.
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If you're buyin', they're dyin'.
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