The Application ( Read more... )

She had glitter in her freckles and a noose in her eyes, she held up a moon as if to say 'there are no sighs inside these thighs'. I noticed in the download the threads baring my jeans, the teeth unwound and the smoke inside the sunscreen. the smooth increase up to your face and the jackal weeding out the impure from whatever it is you were. a ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My penis!

1. An average beaver can cut down My penis every year.
2. You should always store My penis in an airtight container in the fridge.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted My penis.
4. In Japan, My penis can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
5. Olive oil was used for washing My penis ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about George Ednie!

1. George Ednieicide is the killing of George Ednie.
2. During World War II, Americans tried to train George Ednie to drop bombs.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub George Ednie'.
4. George Ednie was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
5. George Ednie was named after George Ednie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's ( Read more... )

You always dreamt of being a creature of comfort but, processed a few times you become a creature of steam and like that matter you dissolve like a cloud ( Read more... )

i wake up and see myself older ( Read more... )

Placebo frontman Brian Molkos loud, drunken proclamation is a great source of amusement to me and Kerrang Photographer, Pat Pope. It's not, however, so mirthsome to several hundred Virgin Atlantic passengers who are attempting to sleep ( Read more... )

last night i was looking at those cuneiforms from my window in my bedroom and smelled liquor floating up and in from the ground outside. and what's more i was asking for more poets to sink into the sand and die and become famous so i could get more friends because all my friends are way older at this point and it'd be nice to gain a hero and a ( Read more... )

Shane: It was christmas eve babe ( Read more... )

Who was the last person you texted ( Read more... )