MEME; texts from last night

[didntmakesense]

texts from last night

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Savannah Monroe | Hellcats

[somekindofplan]

[sonotoncrack]

He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.

[somekindofplan]

What kind of plant?

[sonotoncrack]

I think he said I'd be ivy or something

1/2

[somekindofplan]

Does that means you're tall?

[somekindofplan]

wait that was a beanstalk

[sonotoncrack]

I am tall so maybe

[somekindofplan]

I think I'd be a daisy or maybe a forget-me-not what do you think?

[sonotoncrack]

idk both??

[somekindofplan]

you should tell him he's ugly like kudzu

[sonotoncrack]

okay i will

Re: Savannah Monroe | Hellcats

[lesshormonal]

but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered

[somekindofplan]

but i don't know what normal penis standards are

[lesshormonal]

......I think you can google them?

[somekindofplan]

really? so it's true, you can find everything on the internet

[lesshormonal]

of cuoirse you cn! the internets is full of penises!