MEME; texts from last night

[didntmakesense]

texts from last night

Comments

[forgess]

ur being stingy. if you didnt want ppl 2 have sex on your couch, u shouldve specifically said so

[stabledreamer]

i thought it was an unspoken rule that you can't have sex on the couch when other people are using it too.

[forgess]

no such rule. & if there is, u read it wrong. if anything, the rule goes: whoever gets sum first is the winner, the loser must vacate the couch

[stabledreamer]

not if it's my couch!!! i should get first dibs on all potential sexual intercourse

[forgess]

then u shuldnt invite dom over when u invite mal over! or me 4 that matter

[stabledreamer]

i should just get new friends. and a new couch. this one has shameful memories embedded deep in it's fibers.

[forgess]

new friends wont help u make sexy memories on ur new couch. just more sexual tension & believe me uve got enuf of that. u need to make friendly with a stripper. or any willing pair of tits

[stabledreamer]

i don't want sexy memories on my couch. it should be a sacred place of nonsexy memory.

and what makes you think i haven't made friendly with any willing breasts?

[forgess]

right. and i want my college experience 2 involve the library in a totally nonsexual way

lol where 2 start

[stabledreamer]

library sex would be hard. none of the tables are the right height and the couches are always occupied.

i'm not sharing any of the leftover beer with you. :(

[forgess]

lib sex is easy. esp in the refrence basment. the only difficult thing is keeping quiet. do u hav something against shagging on a couch? it kinda seems like ur anti couch

woah. slow that roll dimpleface. those are fighting words

[stabledreamer]

i had a bad experience in high school with a couch. if you want to have sex but can't find a bed, stick to the bathroom or a futon. or the floor, if it looks clean and vacant enough. it's one of my life rules.

i'm going to give all of it to the freshman next door in exchange for them carrying my couch outside to be burned. none for you!

[forgess]

u kno what wuld help those traumatizing couch memories? sexy couch therapy. as a psych major i think i am like 40% qualified to help with that. also i find u having sex in a bathroom hard 2 believe

little boy do not mess with me. i will make ur life the v definition of dificult

[stabledreamer]

i've never seen you study once. you are probably only 30% qualified and would use my openness during session to your own advantage. also just because i'm opposed to couch sex doesn't me i discourage public sex in general. you are being quick to judge.

they said they can help me after three. i might just drink it myself by that point.

[forgess]

arthur. u r a 21 year old male who has coasters tht arent the paper ones ppl accidentally steal from bars. i kinda feel like im drawing conclusions based on empirical evidence, not judging.

well i might like u pissed more than i like a bunch of wanker freshman. might come over and give u sum more traumatizing couch memories

[stabledreamer]

my furniture isn't the ikea shit, eames. i'm not going to ruin good hardwood just because you think it makes me look uptight. which it doesn't. i'll buy you a coaster with a naked lady on it, okay? that's more your taste.

the couch has a sheet over it, so as to hide its shame. it would make sense to get the rest of the traumatizing memories over with before it gets tossed.