Bored, sick, and home alone YET AGAIN

[die2night4love]

I got back from the doctors a little while ago and she gave me these 2 little pills that I'm supposed to take today...they should help..and if they do...I have to go fill the prescription cuz they were only a sample. But the thing that cought my attention was when they were weighing me...the lady said that I weighed 81 and a half lbs. So that means

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[blacklovinrose]

85 to 81 isnt good..but i believe you can gain that weight! i believe! and i believe you shall get better too! and that story im gonna read in a min that you put on linceya:)! i wanna c this awesome new shirt! lol

i dropped acid, weeeee

[lewisnmahler]

Here's what you do.

Blend 2 twinkies and 1/2 cup whipped cream together, lather them on your wrists; sprinkle honey and fairy dust on your genitalia, then insert a lawn gnome into Private Part A; place remaining twinky cream mixture on Private Part B, and if you have a Private Part C, insert in Private Part A; dance in the moonlight, holding burning crosses and large sex toys as you sing 'hail to the flop-a-dilly, all doo-da-day.' Oh yeah, inject an IV of gravy into your jugular vein.

There will be illustrations and a series of accompanying self-help videos. Good luck.

-mahler

Re: i dropped acid, weeeee

[die2night4love]

Umm....of course....

Re: i dropped acid, weeeee

[lewisnmahler]

PSYCH! Gotcha.

-mahler

[x0xdeadly_kissx]

haha i have a shirt kinda like that only it has the hulk on it! :D

will u keep on trying? to prove it, i'm dying

[damnationsheart]

rolf, wow, just WOW haha... awesome, i keep trying to START writing a book, cos once i actually start then i will keep it up but i got soooo much to do in my life at the moment lol, so good luck with that ;)

Re: will u keep on trying? to prove it, i'm dying

[die2night4love]

Well stop being so busy and start one lol. And thanks:)