Comments | die_analucia: Even skanks need subtext

dani_thegirl_ in die_analucia

Even skanks need subtext

Nov 30, 2005 20:12

Announcing the official weekly "Fugly Ana Pic Caption Contest"Every week on Lost-day (yes, EVERY week, hiatus be damned!) we'll post a new Ana pic in need of a caption. You can post up to 5 potential captions for each picture, all in the same post, or separately, as you think them up ( Read more... )

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donpaulo December 2 2005, 00:03:10 UTC

"Oh shit. I just realised I have no acting ability."

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Re: Wow. allthelivesofme December 2 2005, 03:52:30 UTC

Because anonymous comments are incredibly mature. ;-) Relax-- we're discussing a show we like, and poking fun at a character we don't care for. The community title is more than a bit of a tip-off about the contents. You don't like the idea, no need to post.

Re: Wow. dani_thegirl_ December 2 2005, 04:47:00 UTC

Sorry, anonymous douchewank, but this is the caption thread. I'm sure you were looking for the "I'm a festering dribble of dried-up man-goo who didn't read the rule about not pissing on the board, because I was too busy lamenting over my simultaneous lack of sex and personality." Please get laid and contract gonorrhea like, now, kthx.

Deleting the post, and any future sad attempts to waste 5 seconds of everyone's precious time.

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dani_thegirl_ December 2 2005, 04:48:43 UTC

Funny captions thus far, guys! Keep 'em coming!

vampslaya89 December 2 2005, 21:17:17 UTC

Wait a second! Is there a leaf up there I haven't yelled at for rubbing me the wrong way?

ohmyhead December 2 2005, 21:43:27 UTC

1) Ok, which one of your whores used the last of the toilet paper?

2) Yeah, you're taller than me. Who isn't? Now hold still while I kick you in the cajones!

3) *singing* I'm a hooooooooooooooo...You just don't knoooooooow...I sure can blooooooow...stay out of my culooooooooo...

4) *thinking as she rides Jack's face* Ooooh, I wish this gringo would SHAVE!

5) Whadda you? Sun kine uh monstah or suh-in'? I'll fuck you UP, Ese!

cru5h December 3 2005, 20:06:27 UTC

1. *sniffing own breath*
2. Ohhh that was a warm Chili Fritos and egg fart!
3. ooh-ooh-ah-ah *banging chest with fists*

cru5h December 7 2005, 00:48:26 UTC

Hey... what is that blurr of black flying thru the air... *Gets eaten by monster in a bloody mess* (Hey, people can dream can't they?) :)

vampslaya89 December 7 2005, 00:50:54 UTC

Sorry. The one just abouve this post was mine. I thought I was logged in.