my mom found Reed College listed in that book called "colleges that change lives" or something so she's all inspired by it right now. the other day she comes up to me and is like Lorraine! you know that freddy goes to REEED COLLEGE, A COLLEGE THAT CHANGES LIVES!!! and i simply responded with, "yea mom. you have no idea." not because i actually know what reed is like, only because....actually i dont know why i said "you have no idea" cuz i dont either. whatever the moral of this story is that your lightweight friends should learn to drink like me.
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jay kay hunny. ps that's a good song.
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and im sorry they arent all canadian and irish.
those bitches
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the other day she comes up to me and is like Lorraine! you know that freddy goes to REEED COLLEGE, A COLLEGE THAT CHANGES LIVES!!!
and i simply responded with, "yea mom. you have no idea."
not because i actually know what reed is like, only because....actually i dont know why i said "you have no idea" cuz i dont either. whatever the moral of this story is that your lightweight friends should learn to drink like me.
(that was a poorly constructed joke)
fin.
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