my nose ITCHES! It won't stop! Help!!!!!

Oh man, why did I drink cabernet last night? It never fails to give me a headache that feels like a dremmel being bored through my skull. Dan's birthday party was successful. We had a great time.

I wish I would have have a sex dream involving Martin Short.

I brought my son to class today. He sat still and drew for awhile. Then he listened to the lecture and helped me interview my professor. Wow.

Oh yes...and love IS a battlefield. Pat Benetar knew what was up. Man, I feel really cracked out right now.

My feet stank. I bought those cute little ballet slippers from Tarzhay and they're synthetic. So naturally my feet are culturing a whole microcosm of bacteria as I type. Lovely. I'm sure all of you are dying to know about this. My hair looks like bung. I feel like bung. But that's okay cause spring break is in three days. I made a 97 ( Read more... )

Apparently, I'm an asian american? http://www.faceanalyzer.com/signup.aspx

It's so cold cold cold.

To: The preditory dick helmets that keeping fucking with my sister's life ( Read more... )

I'm updating from my in-laws house. i found out that my developmentally disabled SIL was digging through someones trash and got stuck by a hypodermic needle. Fucking insane! She'll have to be tested for blood-born pathogens in six months. She is completely clueless of the implications of this. In this case, I feel her disability is a blessing ( Read more... )