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"...This reminds me of the beginning of a bad porn I saw once..."
Mmmmmm.
So it's spring break. Hasn't been too exciting as of yet. I can't really leave the house on my own, seeing as I have neither a license nor a car. I wanted to go see Battle: Los Angeles with alxias today, but no dice. Instead I went to the orthodontist for the second to last time. Dr. Bonafield says I need to go get my wisdom teeth ripped out ( Read more... ) -
"Sleeping cures everything! ...except for, like, comas, I guess..."
Talked on the phone with Justin yesterday. I told him to give up on me and to fuck some Fairmont bitches instead of worrying that I'm gonna fuck around up here. He said he knew it was coming. I said I knew it was coming. It was amicable even though the terminology would suggest otherwise. We ended on a conversation about Speed Racer and how he ( Read more... ) -
"Put your hand down their pants. If they punch you, they're not interested. If they don't, awesome."
Um, lessee... when was the last time I updated this fucker? Jesus, I'm already into the third week of classes. WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER TO UPDATE THIS. DO I HAVE AVOIDANCE ISSUES? (yes, but shhh, I'm in denial).
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"I won't take sober for an answer!"
Me, Carolina, Mary, Nikki, and Mary's sister saw Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in 3D on Wednesday. I felt relatively badass in my 3D glasses. We got there a little early, so we got dinner first. I got a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake from Chik-fil-a (along with some real food, don't worry) and it was pretty much amazing. I kept ( Read more... ) -
Apparently, the best way to handle crying people is to fuck them.
So I guess since it's the third now, I've missed my opportunity to say Happy New Years, but I'm okay with that. I mean, I wasn't really functional on the first anyway. I passed out on the couch while watching Mythbusters and my dad made me go to bed at 7PM ( Read more... ) -
"My heart pumps out puppies and lollipops. Don't lie, you're jealous."
Well, damn. I let this thing go for a while, didn't I? I completely skipped out on another D&D session, finals, hanging out with alxias & Co., and seeing Tron. I guess I should talk about this stuff in a little more detail before spazzing about Christmas.
Here we go.
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SORRY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A WITTY TITLE, GUYS
EMERGENCY UPDATE
MY FLOORMATES ARE HAVING A NERF BATTLE
I AM JEALOUS
I HAVE NO NERF GUN
THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN EVERYONE'S AT ASIC
WHY DON'T WE DO THIS
SERIOUSLY GUYS
WHY DON'T WE DO THIS
Also, I just got back from my ushering assignment for How I Learned to Drive. I got to watch the show, and it was damn good. Yeah. -
"My dad called me just to discuss Katy Perry's tits. Not the Jets game. Just tits."
Dude. DUDE. Dude. I really need to remember to update this fucker. I suck. Yeah.
SO LET'S UPDATE CHRONOLOGICALLY, YEAH?
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I'm sorry, blog. I know I've been neglectful. I haven't been considering your needs and wants. I cheated on you with Tumblr. I'm so sorry. Please take me back.
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