i hope a giant fireball meteor crashes into marineland and burns that fucker to the ground and boils all the damn whales in their tanks.

i get to the perianesthesia unit at 1045, surgery starts at 1215.

well, see you later.

( monday night excitement! )

you wanted everything to change, but you could only change your clothes ( Read more... )

all day i was totally jazzed about watching "black sheep" after dinner - the one about zombie new zealand sheep eating people's faces off and whatnot. but instead, netflix sent us a "tommy boy and black sheep double feature" dvd. DAMN!

wrong black sheep. :(

in the psychotropic midst of a slight overdose of dextromethorphan, i decided that i would use the juicer i bought a few months ago that was sitting, still in its box, on the dining room floor. i peeled and chopped a 5lb bag of apples, fed the chunks to the machine, and was rewarded with a half-glass of weird brown apple juice and about one pound ( Read more... )

i've realized that it's never going to get any better.

anyways, i've made 6 slug-related drawings/paintings since we've gotten back from germany. i have a fresh enormous mdf panel hanging out in the "art closet," and i think i'll paint an enormous slug on it. yesss.

this is why i love germany.

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the chorus is translated to something like "bettina, put your boobs away, bettina, please put something on" - i had it the other way around (take something off) because i forgot about the little "an" at the end, after "etwas". so in reality, it's even better.


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aaron and i have started a band. we're calling ourselves officer up. i was lamenting the breaking-up of my former musical endeavor, embrace pastiche, and decided that we needed to start one of those cool spousey art partnerships that i always wished i had. so! out comes the drum machine and the instruments, and we'll save up for a theramin and a 4- ( Read more... )