AP Psychology, you are stupid. How the hell does this wacko teacher of mine expect me to take a test if my damned proctor didn't give me the readings? Hello... Bush and the Governator havn't exactly funded the public schools properly so I have no text book to take home and have to rely on a 65 year old Chubaka looking woman to make copies of the ( Read more... )

Because I was bored and waiting for my food to be cooked...

SmarterChild: Is it really?
candi ann r): yes
SmarterChild: Are you sure you don't mean to say it isn't?
candi ann r: it is because i'm your mom
SmarterChild: It's because you're my mom, huh? Hey, whatever.
candi ann r: that's right. i'm your mom.
SmarterChild: Really?
candi ann r: yes. ( Read more... )

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You know those rockers (I don't know what they call themselves) that wear tight pants, patched up denim jackets with metal studs all over and insane hairstyles? Yea, they smell. The ones at my school, anyway. I was walking behind two of them today and gawd, I was holding my breath for longer than I have ever had to. Damn those long, crowded ( Read more... )

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I wonder what it's like to be single...

Maybe someone can refresh my memory.

Pharrell Williams pales in comparison to Channing Tatum ("white boy Jason" from Coach Carter). Thus, welcome my new love affair.


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I'm in school. I'm in my online class. I'm in AP English Literature. `Nuff said.

Yesterday, I visited the MAC counter and to my dismay, I was asked by the manager to submit a resume to her. How awesome. I didn't even ask for employment. If all goes well, I shall be an employee for MAC. In the words of the illustrious (HAHA! Right...) Paris Hilton ( Read more... )

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