Publix toilet paper

[diet_cocaine]

WARNING!: Before you read this entry, please take a moment to yourself to remember that I have no shame. So if pooping, especially females in the act of the blasphemous act, bothers you, DO NOT PROCEED

Comments

[posis_das]

Man... I do sure miss those splinters!

[diet_cocaine]

I actually can't even imagine how inconvenient a splinter in the anus would be. I mean, you'd definitely need help getting that sucker out. And it'd have to be someone you really trust whilst you're standing in front of them, bent over, cheeks spread.

P.S. How have you been, honey? It's been ages!

[posis_das]

Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if it could also give vicious paper cuts too... bits 'o wood and little slices god knows where!

P.S. I've been good, been missing our nigh daily chats... I was afraid that would happen after I moved in with people again and wasn't in front of my computer just about every waking hour while I was home. How have you been?

[diet_cocaine]

Yeah man. Currently I don't have Internet though. Will soon. I do my internetting via iPhone.

I've been really good. And really busy. Working a ton. And relaxin' in the apartment when I'm not out. Currently I'm watching CSI (box sets, because we don't have cable yet either. Will come with Internet.) And Drew is next to me on the couch on my laptop studying. He's got his first MCSE exam tomorrow!

[pamlivesinabox]

Publix has the BEST packaging. we don't have them in Jersey so when i started going to one in Savannah, i was amazed.

also, check out what Method has written on their packaging, it's fabulous. i mean, what else are you doing to do while on the can?

[diet_cocaine]

I'll have to check it out. I am notoriously known for taking forever in the room of rest due to reading.

[smallcannibal]

1. pooping is funny.
2. they are so wrong about how to orient toilet paper rolls.

[diet_cocaine]

I actually agree with the way they say. Always done it that way and I find it more convinient. It's a matter of personal preference.