So I googled myself the other day..

[diet_cocaine]

For a little bit there (the last ten seconds) I was thinking about making this journal 'Friends Only' in an attempt to have some privacy on my "internet life". (It's a term I read on reddit, which automatically made me pretty glad that I don't have a "life" on the "internet".) The following few bits (uh, the.. next ten seconds?) I was like, are you

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[pamlivesinabox]

"So get to it, people! I know you have things to say. And I love to read them when I'm taking a shit."

That is the most true thing that has ever graced the pages of this website.