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Ok, I'll jump on the bandwagon....

Dec 28, 2011 23:13

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sunsaralyn December 29 2011, 04:16:13 UTC

The one where Tony spills Gibbs' coffee.

Oooh, I like this one! dietpunkfics December 29 2011, 04:30:01 UTC

"Hey Tony, you got a minute?"

Holding a file at his side, Tony spun around to face Pacci, accidentally knocking the cup of coffee sitting on the desk next to him over in the process.

"Shit," the new NCIS agent exclaimed as Pacci stared on in horror.

"You'd better go grab him a new one before he notices," he warned. "Gibbs isn't gonna be happy if he sees that."

"No, he won't be... Knocked it all over the Jenkins case file."

"Rule #23, DiNozzo." Taking note of the puzzled look on the other man's face, Pacci continued. "Never mess with a marine's coffee. That's not just a drink to him, it's practically a religion. You'd better go get him a peace offering if you wanna stay a fed."

"Are you serious?" Tony exclaimed. "Over a cup of coffee? You've got to be kidding me!"

"I'll run interference. Go get a new cup now, before he heads down from MTAC."

Taking Pacci's advice, Tony sprinted for the elevator.

Re: Oooh, I like this one! kaylashay December 30 2011, 02:27:13 UTC

I bet Tony learned quick :)

Re: Oooh, I like this one! sunsaralyn December 30 2011, 03:16:52 UTC

I like what you did with it. For sure.

taylorgibbs December 30 2011, 09:50:20 UTC

*rubs hands eagerly*

The one where Gibb finds out Tony has an interesting condition--he can shapeshift his lower body to have male or female genitalia.

WHAT!!!!!!!!! dietpunkfics December 30 2011, 09:56:10 UTC

.......I'll take care of this one in the morning.

I think I need to sleep on this.

Repeatedly.

Until it gets buried in a box somewhere.

JUST KIDDING!

Seriously, though. Tomorrow.

Re: WHAT!!!!!!!!! taylorgibbs December 30 2011, 10:11:04 UTC

Hey, it is unique ;)

keitanketsueki January 1 2012, 04:19:16 UTC

...I actually love this prompt. I might ask for it eventually.

I told you I'd do it. dietpunkfics January 1 2012, 07:45:58 UTC

"Gibbs, no, no... Stop!" Tony panted out. "There's something I need to tell you!"

"What?" Gibbs replied, having just pulled his shirt off. "Can it wait?"

"Umm.... Not really." When Gibbs made a 'continue' type motion, Tony shrugged sheepishly. "I kinda have this... Thing."

"Thought your bloodwork was clear?"

"Well, Boss, it's like this... I kinda can... Um..."

"Well?"

"Ikindagobothwaysdownthere."

"What, you switch? Ok, fine."

"Not...... exactly. I go both ways. Like... Boy or girl both ways."

"Yeah, I got it."

"No, Gibbs, I really don't think you do." Undoing his pants, Tony pulled his pants off, revealing....

"Oh."

"Yeah. Told ya so."

"So, wait, you can...?"

"Yup."

"Huh." Sitting back on his haunches, Gibbs scratched at the back of his neck as he thought. "Can you switch back?"

"What?"

"To normal, Tony."

"Why?"

"So we can still have sex?"

"On it, Boss!"

Re: I told you I'd do it. keitanketsueki January 1 2012, 08:52:32 UTC

WOW. I like it!

Re: I told you I'd do it. dietpunkfics January 1 2012, 20:36:30 UTC

yeah, well, I just had to put out.

Re: I told you I'd do it. taylorgibbs January 1 2012, 18:57:41 UTC

thats great :)

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