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[dieu_etmondroit]

[Filtered: Nations minus Russia // Hopefully not very hackable]

[The following is a phone call left on everyone's answering machine.]

Ahem. Good afternoon. I, England, am addressing each of you that have found yourselves trapped in this godforsaken hell of a town. Do me a favor and make sure that you are the only one listening to this. Good?

Comments

[hisironcross]

[He will be phoning him right back. Or writing, either or.]

You seem more inclined to send people off into doing things that aren't good for them rather than setting up a truce.

And you've continued to neglect telling me something after all these days.

[dieu_etmondroit]

I was merely proving a point, Prussia.

...Hm? Oh, right. 1873, I believe.

[hisironcross]

You could have just said so! I'd rather not experience that ever again.

I figured as much, judging from the way she's acting.

[dieu_etmondroit]

I did, actually. But, now you know first hand, correct?

Yes, well, there you go.

[ilukuma]

[Aaaand we return the call]

Wait, what? I'm confused. ..England-san, is that you?

[dieu_etmondroit]

...

Hm? Who's this?

[ilukuma]

I-It's Canada...

1/3

[dieu_etmondroit]

Ca....

[reluctantnanny]

I hereby accept your proposition for a treaty, however I must warn you that Russia's spies are many and well-connected.

He will know.

((Even though Ivan is here by himself without his military, I'd say that's still an accurate personality(?) trait he'll keep, lol))

[dieu_etmondroit]

See, I knew you were sensible, Germany. Very well, then!

And ...yes, unfortunately I'm quite aware. However, including him was out of the question.

Also, if this treaty is of all of us except him, I'm far less worried about what he could possibly do here.

[battle_maid]

[Phones right back before the Russia incident, shh.]

A pact sounds reasonable enough for this place and keeping Russia out sounds like the best course of action, he keeps saying the strangest things to me. I mean, I don't remember having any sort of deal with him what-so-ever.

But, ah, the records they have... How can they not synch up if they are calling themselves an American town?

[dieu_etmondroit]

Indeed.

Because Mayfield, for all its bloody trouble, seems to fail in certain places when it comes to accuracy and logic. This place is far from perfect, I suspect. This is why I think there must be a weakness somewhere.

[battle_maid]

I kind of wonder if pointing out the holes in their history and records might cause their heads to implode or something akin to that. It'd be fun to watch, if nothing else.

[dieu_etmondroit]

If anything, I'd think it could get you bloody brainwashed.

[viva_io]

Yay~! This is much better than war~! Let's all be friends! Except Russia...

kdljsfd i didn't see you down here orz

[dieu_etmondroit]

[Sigh.]

Indeed. I assume you agree to the treaty?

no worries~~

[viva_io]

Sì! I want everyone to be friends~

[dieu_etmondroit]

Great, I'll let you know when I get this written up.