I wanted to make an emo post just to spite everyone.... Such as a one sentence italicized statement...(Remember anything in italics makes it noticed over just normal font ( Read more... )

Dont fuck with your peeps---especially the important ones.

Sometimes it's nice not to have to deal with the bullshit. You get in, you get out, bingo bango everything is set.

Now...my ass has to cash some checks my mouth seems to have written earlier today...

So most girls I know...know I like to sleep alone...at least the ones that have tried to sleep in the same bed as me..

"Come over! Ill sleep in another bed after we're done!!!"

Did she really just say that? HOLY FUCK!

So....I was driving through the Superstition Springs Mall parking lot when I remember what happened oh so long ago ( Read more... )

Who am I to destroy something so beautiful?

I'm such a douche.

It's an oddity. People don't realize what they have at their finger tips. Its funny because not many realize, their destiny is truly in their hands. You will only become what you work to become. You can go to College, get a degree, and go to a generally boring, dead end job, or you can branch out, take chances, shoot for the stars, because if you ( Read more... )

So---we ended up meeting the Vice President of Marketing of Harkins. We are now officially hooked up.

I'm in love with a strippa...

A Woman is Like a vase, a vase with titties.

There are 5 things women like:
1) Chocolate
2) Dick
3) Chocolate Dick....