MATT DAMON!! -Team America World Police

Dec 04, 2004 00:13

Lmfao Today i saw the funnest movie ever Team America World Police! it had me in stitches!! *falls Of chair laughing just thinking about it* ok i have to put in some quotes its just that funny!



"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

"That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.E.G.N.C.E, very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E"

Spottswoode: "Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock."
Joe: "Uh... Alright then. Let's move"

Ok moving on not much else been going on i've been reading some Harry Potter (i know sad but shut up) fan fic slash/het/smutt stories by gryfforin and bunney and they are sooo hot makes me wanna read the books again!! will only take me about a week he he so yeah i also got the 3rd movie yesterday which means more avatars! and i promise that one day i will put my sex ones up!! just keep telling me


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