the biggest accomplishment of my day yesterday was that i found out that i could eat ice cream with chopsticks. How said is that?

have you ever gotten the distanct feeling that you are nothing but a complication?

spandex underwear + chick pants = sexy bill

the guilty have been aquitted ( Read more... )

"i have a half tank of gas and a head full of dreams. where too gentlemen ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here, just woke up and I'm bored. I'm also wondering who actually reads these. Post if you do but dont worry youre not gonna be takin off any friends list if you dont post, cause I'm so sure that would break your heart. Yeah right {sarcastically rolls eyes}

i want a new mistake

blah blah blah

bored bored bored

got drunk drunk drunk

didnt go to concert concert concert

didnt see jessica jessica jessica

definite loser loser loser

;-p ;-p ;-p

post a memory of me in the comments. it can be anything you want. then post this is your journal and see what people remember of you.

your fruit is so sweet
and this adultery is ripe
that which is forbidden
comes too fruition
only in a select few dreams
only in my mind
forever now fading