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[digitaljake212]

dear diary,

as it turns out, i may not be as sexy as i thought.

if you need me i'll be in my room.

sulking.

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[viderement]

Don't worry, you're as sexy as you've always been.

I...don't actually mean that, I'm just being encouraging. Don't expect me to sleep with you or anything.

[digitaljake212]

are you sure?

i've got half a 40oz and a cardboard bed for two.

[viderement]

Oh pshaw

You know I'm not that easy.

Despite my affinity for comfortable sleeping arrangements

[gravitydefiant]

you are not as sexy as you thought. you are, in fact, seven times sexier than that, and only getting sexier every day.

[digitaljake212]

you are the sex

end of discussion.

p.s.

good talk