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[digitalmcq]

I've been doing a bunch of open mics lately, and the more material I write, the more I realize that a ton of my jokes revolve around sperm. It's a little disturbing and gross, and I spend time wondering what that might mean about me. After my last show, a guy came up to me and said that he thought all the sperm references probably mean that I'm

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[all_ephemera]

Oh, but the material that you could gain from that emergency room trip...