Before reading, check out this post on my sisters' journal:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/starbreath/6932.html#cutid1 reports of the defeat of the ninja pirate carthief, Shawn, was greatly exaggerated.
He GONE!
Yeah, we killed that Grand Theft Auto wanna be like a BEYOTCH.
But, wait... WTF?!???!!!!111
Like, OMG, hold up! I've got a fucking phone call.
Wha?? Look I'm a zombie, man... You can't just call time.
Like... we so can. But, can you please keep it down? I'M ON THE PHONE! ... loser
This is so unprofessional.... Okaaaaaaaay. But I'm complaining to the union.
RAWWWWWWRAARR!! ..... rar ..rarrrrwwr
HOLY SCHITT!! You can't call reversies on TIME, stupid ZOMBIE!
Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean you can do me wrong. owies....
Hey you zombie fucker, you're the one who broke time. You SO deserved it.
Well lets see what my ...trusty DAGGER has to say about that, BEYOTCH.
Well get a load of my nunchuks, you catscratcher!
b1FF!!1!@$#%$#
thwAcK!!*#&^#@
POW!
ZANG!@@$##@!~
SNAP!~#!!!!11
SQUEEK... whimper....
I'm.... still on the phone...
RAWRRrg! okay, time. Zombies need their 12 oz. nourishment too...
gah... FINALLY. Now, where was I? oh yeah..... he he he... *wicked grin*
Sneak, sneak, sneak........
*CLOBBBBBBBER*!!
sweet victory: but, how do you kill a zombie again?
I remember now... SLICEY DICEY!!
HE GONE fo' good.............. or is he?