why not..
I am 22% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
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I am 14% Idiot.
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
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I am 42% Hippie.
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
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damn, i guess that I just don't fit it with my brethern....*sobs*
Mad Libs
Lessons Aesop never taught:
And the moral of the story is . . .
Two stars don't make a cat.
Never dance with donkeys.
fall while you're ahead.
One purple ball deserves another.
A bubbly walkway spoils the whole barrel.
The early anteater catches the cajun chicken wrap.
Slow and steady wins the basket.
A catfish a day keeps Johnny Depp away.
sponges of a feather sit together.
You can bring a skunk to water, but you can't make it laugh.
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Life's a Cliché!
Read your tale.
kati: Were you surprised when the red sox lost?
mistie: Surprised? You could have knocked me over with a kitten.
kati: I think the weather had a lot to do with it.
mistie: Yes, the field was in terrible shape. It had been raining marmosets and elephants up until the time the game started.
kati: What do you think of the catcher?
mistie: He's a problem. He's out of shape. The coach should take the skunk by the ears and fire him!
kati: We don't see belly button to belly button on this at all. I think the catcher is in great shape. He's as fit as a harpsicord.
mistie: How can you say that? He got on the team by the skin of his penis.
kati: You may be right. But you and I know how it is. That's just the way the sushi bounces.