Schnee-Eule

Mar 12, 2012 00:02

Jobird is kidnapped by a snowy owl. A Wiedehopf omake.

Schnee-Eule )

jo/mäx, genre: humor/crack, fandom: panik/nevada tan, fandom: killerpilze, genre: crossover

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trinity_scar March 12 2012, 05:29:45 UTC
And then there's follow up with Max and Jan and Töwi and Juri punching Max! And someone sending Mäx and Jo an ironic gift of condoms that accidentally get shipped to Timo and David.

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diglossia_fic March 12 2012, 05:55:26 UTC
Max is going to be lucky if he doesn't end up DEAD soon. I love how you noticed that Jo would just shrug it off. He totally saved his own ass, btw.

I assume you meant Mäx punching Max instead of an alternate universe Max, which would also be awesome. It could even be SpiderMax!

It would get shipped to David with Timo's name on the package (because "accidental" is way better than accidental) on Mäx's birthday. Max's gift to them. Max is terrible at saying he's sorry via gifts.

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trinity_scar March 12 2012, 19:34:42 UTC
Jo also didn't get kidnapped by a bunch of crows hellbent on smearing his entrails across Belgium.

Juri punching Max. Where did you get Max punching Max? Are you eating the special brownies again?

Max fails in the apology department. "I got you a bird to say I'm sorry! It's also one third of Killerpilze! Love me!" The condoms also doubles as another jab at David to make Timo pout. Max is not a good friend.

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diglossia_fic March 12 2012, 23:13:52 UTC
And then there's follow up with Max...punching Max! I love the special brownies! They make the world so interesting!! Look, I can be Frank when I eat the special brownies!!!!

Well, see, if Max had given the condoms to Timo, Timo would be like, oh, I should take some for myself and give the rest to *sob* David. Giving them to David with Timo's name on the box only causes trouble because David is not into Timo, okay?! On the contrary, Max is an awesome friend. As long as you don't mind being pranked, creeped out, made fun of, or otherwise annoyed. Jan adores Max when Max isn't irritating the shit out of him. This is because Max honestly doesn't judge people. He's having too much fun to do so.

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