Super Short Picspam of AMAZINGNESS

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God loves me or I'm cashing in on Christmas early or something because there is no other explanation for this collection of photos. Baby Jesus in a manger, these are amazing.*

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Oh, I'm eager to know what you think about #3 and 4.
*~off to read the chapters*

P.S.: Putin is rather a surprise.
P.P.S.: I really like how the twins look now. I'm worried about myself because of it. *halp*

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I didn't recognize Mäx at first, to be quite honest. I don't think it looks good, but he probably just wanted it out of his face. It has also reinforced my belief that Mäx and I have the exact same hair type because it's all puffy-fluffy and awful when it's short (I've never been too keen on Mäx's hair in general because I'm so familiar with battling almost the same thing every day; it's a pain in the ass). I hope he grows it out again if only because it doesn't make his face look good.

Fabi and Jo are probably annoying the shit out of him by trying to touch it.

P.S.: Putin is AMAZEBALLS. He's pretty much considered a crazy badass over here, which is the general opinion of all Russians. He's somewhat of a meme.

P.P.S.: Someone had to. ;>

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Fabi and Jo are probably annoying the shit out of him by trying to touch it.
God yes. I swear I can hear how the hair literally rustles when you touch it. It is some kind of thing you cannot resist.
But Mäx really should let it grow back again, because - come on! Those curls were the trademark of his. And they suit him like nothing else. Just when I compared him to Robert Plant in his awesome twenties, he had to kill it in one go. That lovely motherfucker.
And how the hell I'm supposed to call him "curly"? It's been 5 years, I'm used to it!

P.S.:...Speaking of badassery. Putin leading a flock of cranes to their migration areas. I don't know if it was in your news, but.
And our head of state just has poor knowledge in state language and is constantly attacked by synthetic funeral wreaths. No win here, apparently.

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You should tell Jo on his Facebook since Mäx isn't easy to get in contact with. The curls definitely look much better, but, hey, there's still enough for Jo to get a grip on, so he's not gonna complain.

I told you he was somewhat of a meme? I lied: he's absolutely a meme.

[blehblehobleh]

After several long hours of misery, I think that maybe I can get used to Mäx's new hair, but on one condition- I need a good photo-proof that he doesn't look that bad. And by 'good photo-proof' I don't mean Jo's amateur edited selcas and phone pictures (why does he like this 'fading-sides effect' so much

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Because he's a fucking hipster and he only just got Instagram? (I seriously though these were all Instagram photos, but no. I think Instagram might only be available in English, which is probably a doozy for him to work through.)

You know I only believe about a quarter of the things I say about these guys, right? Mäx probably got tired of having his hair get sweaty and in his face, and Jo was all, yeah, Alter, cut it off! because Jo has no understanding of what does and doesn't look good, and he's surprisingly unshallow when it comes to Mäx because Jo is a bit more invested in their relationship than Mäx is.

Kaulitzes seem to be cursed with fat faces. Until they're borderline emaciated, they've got chubby cheeks. I mean, Bill doesn't have a skinny face. The pictures of Behemoth look familiar but I'm not into extreme metal or too familiar with the faces of most musicians.