Welcome to the Night (1/3)
Title: Welcome to the Night.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun and others.
Genre: humor (I guess), romance, smut, bar!au
Length: threeshot.
Summary: Chanyeol needed money, Kai and Luhan were his roommates. Working in a bar will be fun he said.
A/N: Sorry.
Welcome to the Night.
He has no idea how he ended with this job, maybe because of fate, maybe because Jongin was an idiot. It will be fun he said, it won’t be boring he said. Chanyeol couldn’t think about something more boring or less fun than working in a bar... in his position. Luhan and Kai talked with each other and with the costumers, being a bartender was kind of fun but being the door’s guy was the lamest thing ever, his co-door’s guy was this bitch face guy who scared people away with his eyes, his name was Tim or Mris or Kris or Vince or some shit like that and he hated to speak, he took really serious his job. His only advice was "Don’t smile or they will eat you alive," great, he told The Happy Virus not to smile, the perfect job.
Chanyeol needed the money, he knew it, his friends knew it and the super happy guy, the owner, his boss knew it. He appreciated the chance of course, he hated the job but was totally thankful to the little read haired guy who said he was the perfect door’s guy. "You are so tall," he said and apparently that was enough. The payment was really good and apparently his boss, Suho was like super smart, his dad owned a company, they had a magazine but for some reason nobody talked about it. Anyway, Suho’s dad bought the building and gave it to his son to start a business, the legend said he gave Suho two thousand dollars after his graduation and Suho somehow opened a small raymun shop, then turned it into a cafeteria, then a small restaurant and finally a small bar, the bar was a total success so he bought the building next to the original and the result was a huge ass Bar. He did it in less than two years.
Kai being the lucky guy he was, met Suho when he was running the Raymun Shop, now being the oldest member he was like Suho’s right hand and his job was spend the night sitting next to the bar being the manager. Chanyeol was sure Suho knew Jongin was full of shit, he sit there all night long hitting on one of the waiters, but the bastard looked like a fucking movie star so it was good for the image of the bar. Kai was studying civil engineering but worked at night being basically an extremely hot guy with super expensive clothes.
The image of the bar... that was another completely weird story. When he first meet Suho he noticed how the older checked him up and he thought the guy was trying to hit on him, it was kind of awkward at first because he thought he got the job because his boss wanted to get into his pants. Later his stupid friend, had the courtesy to tell him that it was pretty normal, Suho liked his workers to be good looking, that meant more clients who meant more money and good salaries for them.
That Suho guy was a freak about hygiene, he give Chanyeol a big basket full of products and a list of 20 things he needed to do before and after his working hours. He needed to brush his teeth five times a day with a specific toothbrush and toothpaste. Have a good hair was another requirement, Suho suggested him to die his hair a lighter color, he thought it was a suggestion until he received a call from a beauty salon, his boss didn't take no for an answer. His nails needed to be really clean, he needed to work out or at least run a few kilometers a day, he also had to wash his face with some aromatic water he found in the basket.
Suho even thought about clothes because when he arrived for his uniform he wasn’t expecting five guys to touch him, they really touched him in a I'm going to grab you kind of way? He waited for an hour and the guys returned with three bags and he couldn’t deny his work clothes were the most expensive things in his wardrobe. Suho selected specific clothes for every one of them and he finally understood that Jongin or his alter-ego Kai wasn’t a slut, he was forced to dress like one.
All the indications were acceptable and Chanyeol was happy to do them until he read the little letters at the bottom of the paper, they were suggestions to be a better worker he was expecting something like Be respectful and honest, he wasn’t expecting to read Suho recommending him to get laid at least twice a week and he was totally sure he was not ready to read fuck freely but not with anyone, fuck happily but with love, fuck willingly but with a condom, fuck hard but with lube. It became even weirder when he found out Suho gave a different list to each one of his workers. He reminded himself he needed the money.
“Don’t smile,” Tim voice brought him back to reality and immediately he proceeded to put the paper strip in the girl’s wrist. The girl giggle and her boobs sort of giggle too, “So cute, it is your first day?” Chanyeol tried to said yes without facial expressions, he wasn’t sure he succeed because the girl touched his face and called him cute again. Bris's expression wasn’t happy but thinking about it, it never was.
“I know you are new,” his co-guy started again, “but you have to look severe or this people are going to try to get in, if they don’t feel fear with the mention of our names, we are screwed.” Fantastic, this guy was crazy.
Everything was being odd since he woke up this morning, for some reason he will never know he was spooning Luhan and Jongin was drooling over his back. He couldn’t move and he thanked God about absent morning woods. When Luhan started to move waking Jongin up, both of his roommates started to jump on the bed and singing about being the best day ever because Chanyeol was finally going to join the workforce and they working in the same place was going to be the coolest thing ever.
Later that day one girl from his anatomy class approached him and asked if he was going to work in the bar, when he said yes the girl wrote her phone number in his latex glove, she didn’t care about the liquid running down her face, in Chanyeol’s favor he tried not to squeeze the brain he was holding in her face. His histology teacher asked if he could procure free tickets for he and his girlfriend, Chanyeol said yes and slowly walked away. One thing about Machine was his exclusivity, not everybody work there, not everybody get in. He was pretty sure something as free tickets was a myth.
He didn’t knew how the main area looked like, he arrived a little late so he used the back entrance and changed his clothes in a luckily empty hall. His job didn’t need a lot of brain, if a guy leaved another one could get in. A super hot brunette tried to get in, Chanyeol didn’t let her in, she wasn’t even in the line and his boobs were everywhere. It was almost midnight when a small figure arrived, his face was kind of sweaty and he was wearing the tightest pants ever, combat boots, a really low cut shirt and a thin hoodie with shinny things. Kris was busy with the bustiest girls ever, they wanted to get in and Kris was trying to get them out, quickly.
The guy tried to pass by Chanyeol but he quickly grabbed his arm, the guy looked at him with the prettiest eyes ever, Chanyeol reminded himself that he was the door’s guy and his responsibility was to watch over the door. The guy blinked at him and made a a pout, Chanyeol reminded himself again that he was the protector of the door, the difference between order and chaos. The guy lean against his chest and spoke with the sexiest voice ever “Let me in”. Chanyeol reminded himself again that he was the Bar’s Heimdal and the Bifröst needed his protection.
When he thought the guy gave up, Mr. Cute Face touched the back of his own neck and if that wasn’t the more suggestive fingers on earth Chanyeol needed to live a little more. Chanyeol reminded himself again about how much he wanted to be independent, his parents were not the owners of his life anymore. The guy leaned against him again and where the hell was Kris? for this mission Chanyeol needed his best man. The guy was close, too close and he could felt the guy’s breath in his neck, “I promise I’ll behave.” It will be a mystery how the guy managed to make his phrase sounds like a... moan? The sound travels across Chanyeol’s spine and that wasn’t good. Suho trust him, If he couldn’t protect the door Suho could be damn sure he'll avenge it. The guy looked at his face and with the most adorable face ever he said “I will be a good boy.”
Chanyeol knew his job was to keep undesirable people out Machine but come on this guy was everything but undesirable. He felt his arms moved on their own toward the strips machine while the guy raised his wrist, he saw how his hands put the paper strip on the guy’s delicate and soft wrist. The guy’s eyes were looking at him fiercely and he felt like he was about to pass out because he let the frost giant in.
Once the strip was secured in the guy’s wrist he heard a chuckle being him, he turned around to see a smiley Kris shaking his head. He was screwed. He looked at the front again just to watch Mr. Sexy Voice talking to a small green radio “Suho, yeap, he let me in.” Chanyeol felt his ears burn and yeah everything was being odd since he woke up this morning.
Kris threw out the last drunk guy around 2:30 am. They closed the principal door and walked toward the bar. Chanyeol was going to be sooo scolded, what if Suho fired him? What if he asked for a compensation? Chanyeol was kind of an inversion with the clothes and the beauty products and stuff. Fuck was his only thought, way to give a first impression. He took a deep breath and ran toward Kris. He was smart after all, he could talk his way out of trouble.
Jongin smirk was the first thing he saw, next to him was Luhan cleaning a few cups with a stern expression, that wasn’t a good signal. A bored looking guy was cleaning a table and gave him a polite nod, behind him a really hurried boy was picking up glasses and putting them in a circular thing, his brain warned him to stay away from all that glass.
“Help me with the tables,” Vince commanded, Chanyeol felt like a puppy walking behind him, but he needed to redeem himself. Suho wasn’t there but he was sure he was being observed closely. Nobody talked to him, not even tried to introduce themselves.
The sound of a glass hitting the floor broke the silence. “The fuck, Lay,” Suho said walking down the stairs, he teleported or... “That glass costs a hundred dollars,” his voice was severe and the smiley guy who gave him a job was gone. Maybe he wasn’t going to be able to keep his job after all. Suho was scolding the boy with all the force of his lungs, Chanyeol was scared. He didn’t wanted to stare at the guy but he didn’t want to intervene neither, he really needed the money. Lay’s inferior lip started to tremble and Suho speech seemed endless. He was going to be fired anyway, if he did that to a regular worker, Suho was going to kill him for his fault. He thought about that perverted old woman who tried to hire him a few months ago, his life was going to be full of her long fingers pinching his cheeks, all his cheeks.
He took two steps forward and saw Luhan in his peripheral vision shaking his head, definitely that was a bad idea. “I think,” he said, his mouth was dry because he really needed the money and this was a good job, even if Tris was serious all the time, “it’s enough, don’t you think?” The silence was like another presence in the room. “With that scold Lay is never going to break a glass in his life,” he tried to cheer up the environment, smiling at his boss but the thick vein in Suho’s forehead was screaming about his failure.
“Oh God!” a guy with perfect cheekbones said hiding his face with his hands.
“Sorry guys, I can’t do it anymore,” was the last thing Lay said, he proceeded to basically roll like a buffalo. Everybody was laughing and screaming and losing his ability to function and yes, Chanyeol was a little confused.
“Lay man,” Kai said approaching to the waiter “here is your Oscar.” He handed him a bottle of vodka, Lay tried to stand up but and failed a few times.
“Did I miss it?” a boy came running with a pair of pink gloves in his hands, “Fuck, a couple fucked in the bathroom and I was cleaning the cum.” Another round of cries and laughs followed the guy’s complain.
“Minseok,” a new voice talked behind a huge speaker, “I didn’t watch it neither, I just heard it. Poor new boy, he is so cute and manly, like a superhero.” He felt Kris stiffen behind him but he was to mindfucked to care. Chanyeol noted his mouth was open so he close it before someone noticed it. “Don’t worried Yeol,” Luhan said smiling like the angel he wasn’t, “we have you heroic moment on video and I’m pretty sure Baekhyun was taking photos since the beginning.”
“Let’s open a few bottles to celebrate Chanyeol’s first day,” Suho said giving the new guy a million dollars smile. The guys moved towards the table the bored looking guy was cleaning. Chanyeol lost his ability to walk and was dragged but a happy Jongin. He couldn’t feel more awkward.
“So,” he began to speak while Luhan served the drinks, “I’m not i-in trouble?” Suho laugh softly and shook his head. “You have to feel comfortable here, my office is always open if you want to express your feelings, nobody is going to be rude or mean in my bar. You are part of the family now.”
Chanyeol felt the gorilla getting off his shoulders, he exhaled and relaxed his back. “For the little mistake at the door,” Suho continued, fuck, he was going to be scolded anyway, “you need to be stronger than that! The bar is great but the clients feel important and enjoy their time here because there are a hundred people outside wanting to get in. You need to be more careful and you need to read my list to you more carefully and asked me if you need help.”
He wanted to forget about the sexual advice and he didn’t want the guy to be flirting with him because he was kind of offering himself... right? Nevermind.
“I’m so sorry,” what else could he said? The guy was to hot? The freaking hot guy was sitting in the same table smiling like a child who is having so much fun in a birthday party. “It’s not going to happen again, sir.”
“Don’t called me sir, you idiot, just control your hormones and everything is going to be fine. Funny, both, Kris and you didn't let the hot brunette in. But both failed the test.” Yes, that was much more embarrassing than coming naked to work or cumming early or said the wrong answer out loud in class or having your parents walking on you having sex... no, that was much more embarrassing, the look on his mom’s face was epic and the look on his dad’s face was the scariest shit ever. At least he wasn’t bottoming.
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I'm going to study now.
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