Comments | dike_in_pajamas: “Jesus is better than Harry Potter”

dike_in_pajamas

“Jesus is better than Harry Potter”

Mar 23, 2007 19:43

Have I mentioned lately that I love my job? Cuz I really do. You can’t make this shit up. Seriously ( Read more... )

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buddahbelli March 24 2007, 01:22:57 UTC

dike_in_pajamas March 24 2007, 22:20:30 UTC

See if I'd done that in the first place with her I never would have gotten all the ret out of her... sometimes it pays to play along.

But I agree. Sometimes I really have to bite my tongue...

amisduvraimonde March 24 2007, 01:37:36 UTC

Haha.... See, I love the mentally ill! Is it sad that I had already guessed she was schizoprhenic when you mentioned her excessive clothing?

dike_in_pajamas March 24 2007, 22:17:36 UTC

Yes. :-) But prolly less sad than my obsession with DS9.

siouxdonum March 24 2007, 03:17:35 UTC

That is pretty awesome. Saying you're Jewish doesn't help though, just look at my brother. He's been taken in by the conservative Christian right. Of everything I can't understand about his beliefs, the biggest problem I have is how can anyone think that everyone in his family, who loves him, and supports him in everything, how can he believe we're all going to Hell. Anyway, I would have probably told her, after the whole pornography thing, that, "Hey, I read in a book that Jesus was gay with Judas, doesn't make it true." And then I'd have to testify in court about the old lady who attacked me and broke 5 bones in my body. And maybe the reason she never sweated is because she's actually a demon from Hell, and so she was actually cold even though she was bundled up. I refer you to the movie Little Nicky. And with that, I say, you haven't returned my call, and we still totally need to hang.

dike_in_pajamas March 24 2007, 22:16:31 UTC

Thank you SO much for calling. I thought I mentioned that I'm house sitting, though, and therefore can't hang out anywhere but here. As soon as my parents get home we're going out to par-tay!!

and that's a shame about your brother. :-(

siouxdonum March 25 2007, 01:52:52 UTC

Yeah, I just didn't know how long you were house sitting for.

Yeah, my brother has totally gone to the darkside. He thinks evolution is a lie spread by scientists, and all of the evidence to support it is completely fake.

onelightwithin March 24 2007, 03:20:15 UTC

Wow. Well, I guess that's what you get for using your evil, evil computers to beam pornogambleraphic things into good Christians' minds.

alia142 March 25 2007, 14:57:10 UTC

Wow, that is definitely a Customer Story you'll always remember. That's hilarious.