my popsicle just fell off the stick
a shitty end to a shitty day
and it started out so good too

i just got home
my feet are like ice

i'm sick of stupid virus emails

i'm just going to go to bed and
pretend today never happened.

( jumpin on the bandwagon )

my brother: I was at the bar tonight and someone said, "You can sue McDonalds for making you fat, you can sue cigarette companies for giving you cancer, but why can't you sue Smirnoffs for the ugly people you shag?"

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you tell me

"You are wonderful and you have within you the potential to do great and marvelous and good things. Don't let anyone stop you, don't let anybody get in your way, don't get sidetracked on some venture of one kind or another that might injure you and hurt you. 'Do what is right; let the consequence follow' [Hymns, no. 237]. If things get going the ( Read more... )

well well well...it's saturday night and I'm sitting at home on the computer. what does that say about me? *grin* and I'm sober too. imagine that. went to the driving range the other day...was therapeutic to picture certain people's heads on the tee and then just whack 'em into oblivion...when i didn't whiff or hit the dirt, that is...been a ( Read more... )

beer pong with pita and jules and leo - fuckin' pita landed the ball in one of OUR cups. guess who had to drink? yup. and then who rubbed his bare ass all over my leg? *mutters*