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rather than give presents this year everyone's getting personalized cdrs of me, like long answering machine messages.
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her: "you smell like cigarettes. and booze."
me: "i could fart. my farts smell like rose petals. and open sewage."
(note to self: start eating more rose petals.)
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new mantra: meka leka hi meka hini ho
rather than give presents this year everyone's getting personalized cdrs of me, like long answering machine messages.
2.
her: "you smell like cigarettes. and booze."
me: "i could fart. my farts smell like rose petals. and open sewage."
(note to self: start eating more rose petals.)
3.
new mantra: meka leka hi meka hini ho
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where the r did you get that? My sister and I always thought our dad made that up.
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where the r did you get that? My sister and I always thought our dad made that up.
-Thea
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