Take your music player and set it on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions...
What do you think of me, Winamp? (Since Winamp isn't working now I'm using my iPod)
Strategem in Black Armor-FE9 courtesy of DMA
Evil. :(
Will I have a happy life?
Those Chosen by the Planet-FF7 OST
Uh-oh...
What do my friends really think of me?
Battle Theme-FF6
Mean?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Mysterious Caves-Golden Sun
The strong silent type. ;)
What does [insert significant other] think of me?
I Like That-Houston,Chingy,I-20
Good I guess.
How can I make myself happy?
Honeybee Manor FF7-OST
As anyone who played FF7 would know that's the best answer so far. :P
What should I do with my life?
If You Open Your Heart-FF7 OST
Okay...
Why must life be so full of pain?
Trail of Blood-FF7 OST
Connected but not in a funny way. :(
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sean Paul-We Be Burning
This song is about legalizing Marijauna. :0
Will I ever have children?
Battle Scene II-The Black Mages
Not funny. :(
Will I die happy?
011_FE5 11_spc
:(
Can you give me some advice?
Tina-FF6
It started off so well. :(
Do you know where your children are?
Farm Boy-FF7 Piano Collections
Sort of related I guess
What do you think happiness is?
To Be Continued-Golden Sun
What's your favorite fetish?
The Skies Above-The Black Mages II
Well I guess that song does kick ass.