Completely off topic - the tri delta twatfest at Xhedos was a masse interview session for "sexy bartenders and waitresses" for the Maxim superbowl party, complete with a photoshoot. I kid you the fuck not. Some fake tanned, silicone titted twatbag came up to me while I was eating a bowl of veggie chili and said like oh my gawd, that looks like soooooooo good but it is going to make you like sooooooo fat!
WTF?!?!
Me: I heard chili makes you smart. Twat: Like really? But I'd like sooo rather be hot. Me: That is painfully apparent.
man you shoudl have dumped the fucking bowl on that chick. i was seriously going to stop on by, but my doctor said i have to do whatever it takes to keep my blood pressure low.
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and yes. yes it's possible. just watch the power play grabs for the festival, amongst other things.
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WTF?!?!
Me: I heard chili makes you smart.
Twat: Like really? But I'd like sooo rather be hot.
Me: That is painfully apparent.
You better believe i flicked a bean at her.
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