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Dillard424: hey, i gots a question for you
Dillard424: Mr. Professor, Sir
Zirgoz: Yessa?
Dillard424: What are the chances that I could interview you next week for my tech writing class?
Zirgoz: What's the interview about?
Dillard424: you as an engineering faculty person
Zirgoz: Sure.
Zirgoz: I'll pretend to be interesting.
Dillard424: sweet, I'll pretend to have no discernment between fact and fiction
Dillard424: so feel free to indulge a little
Zirgoz: excellent
Dillard424: hmmm... i have no class monday from 11 to 12, is that cool?
Zirgoz: That'll work.
Dillard424: I'll make it quick.. maybe even multiple choice
Zirgoz: I'll have to get a scantron.
Dillard424: Before you were worked at Cal Poly, did you:
A) Work as a government assassin.
B) Hunt for your food on the plains of Nevada.
C) Roam the city at night with a cape and mask.
Dillard424: I could arguably have the best interview memo in class
Zirgoz: You need an all of the above option.
Dillard424: shoot, I forgot to take in your versatility as a factor
Dillard424: my rookie is showing through
Zirgoz: I was a government assassin that wore a cape and mask. Just before arriving at Poly, I was stranded in the deserts of Nevada after my plane went down.
Dillard424: did you survive on buffalo or antelope?
Zirgoz: jackrabbit
Zirgoz: Quick little buggers.
Dillard424: not much meat on them either
Zirgoz: No, but I collect rabbit feet.
Zirgoz: They're lucky, you know.
Dillard424: ah.. which inherently made catching them easier, and getting luckier faster
Dillard424: a classic exponential situation
Zirgoz: Excellent analysis.
Zirgoz: It's really that first one that's hard.
Zirgoz: Then you've got four feet right there.