023: [Phone] The most wonderful time of the year

[dimensioncannon]

[Oh. Oh, she is so over this snow thing. So over it. Then again, she figures slipping and bruising her hip on the ice is a legitimate reason to be completely irritated at it. Because, obviously that is the source of her irritation, and not the fact that it's Christmas again, and in fact she's been here a year today (or thereabout, she forgets if

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[thecoolexec]

"Letters to Santa"? Don't tell me any grown people actually believe in that nonsense?

[dimensioncannon]

[...Is there? It seems like she heard a few talking about it last year.] It doesn't matter if you do. Once you get too close to it you will. At least that's how it was last time.

[thecoolexec]

You're telling me something horrible will happen if we're stupid enough to send Santa letters, but, eventually and unluckily, we will all become EXACTLY that stupid.

Either this is a needlessly complicated suicide or the education system is MUCH worse than I thought.

[dimensioncannon]

I said it'd happen if you got to close to all of that. Last year people who stayed away from it never had the urge. If you can stay away from it, you can keep your wishes to yourself.

[gezellighe]

Why would you say that?

[dimensioncannon]

Because I was here last year, and it's not an experience I wanna repeat.

[gezellighe]

[Something useful on the phones for once.]

You need to tell me exactly what happened last year.

[As an afterthought. . .]

. . . please.

[bittybrows]

Letters to Santa?

[theniwasroman]

Something every holiday. Bit festive about the suffering bit, aren't they?