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Jan 08, 2007 21:32

My fingers and blue from cleaning transparencies. I got several reactions about that, including: did you finger a smurf, do you have frost bite, and the ever-favorite WTF happened to you?

Anywho... I was reading an article about how pretty people get paid more. Seriously, would anyone argue that? "Jenny's getting paid more because I'm ugly!" Hehe.

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candichristine January 9 2007, 07:11:50 UTC
Lol @ "cause I'm ugly".

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dimgwrthien714 January 9 2007, 22:48:18 UTC
Can't you just see that happening. XD "You're racist against ugly people!"

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candichristine January 10 2007, 02:19:04 UTC
lol instead of dont hate me cause im ugly

dont sue me cause im ugly

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dimgwrthien714 January 10 2007, 02:53:12 UTC
Boss: Chris, you're fired!
Me: But - but - why?!
Boss: You're just too damn ugly!
Me: No! You can't!
Boss: I can!
Me: Don't fire me because I'm ugly!
Boss: But wouldn't prefer Stephanie, five-time winner of Miss America and the model for ten of the hottest fashion designers this season?
Me: ...
Stephanie: Hey, ugly.
Me: *cries*

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poloparadise January 9 2007, 14:38:56 UTC
Okay, Reed = the cuteness. I want him delivered to my door like, now. Or better yet, have him go find his mommy and bring her back from the dead, no?

OMG YES FBI CHICK + MAC = FMACK! SHE WAS TOTALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM!!! HE WAS SO SAD HE WAS ALL LIKE *TEAR* AND I WAS LIKE HAHAHAHA MAC I KNEW IT ALL ALONG DONT TRY TO HIDE IT!
... And flacks just like "wtf Mac, shes a feebie, LETS KILL THEM ALL!" *evil cackle*

I cant stand this no-new-episode-thing. CSI producers are going to be the death of me, really. I wonder if I could sue them if I had a heart attack over anticipation ;)

Oh well, at least I got a chance to laugh at Miami last night. LOLZ

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dimgwrthien714 January 9 2007, 22:55:06 UTC
Reed, as it turns out, will be revealed in episode 19 to be a wizard who has magical powers to ressurect people. He brings back hot FBI chick and Claire. Seriously. Go check the website if you don't believe me.

(lol.)

OMG I WAS ALL LIKE FBI CHICK SNOG MAC BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT HE ENJOYS IT WHEN YOU DO AND THEY SHE WENT AND GOT KILLED AND SHIZNIT AND I CRIED AND MAC WAS TOTALLY CRYING AND I WAS LIKE BITCHES.
(And Flack totally wanted her, too.)

I blame the president for our lack of a new episode. I mean, this week's didn't even look that good but... they cancel it for the Bushinator? Bastard.

LOLZ MIAMI SUCKS. =D

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