never fall
- "Never fall in love... with someone who lives more than a bus ride away, or who's under 30, or who you meet on holiday.
- I know, I know.
- And what else have I taught you?
- Never fall in love with someone who's never been in love. Never with someone
who's never been dumped, or drinks too much, or doesn't drink at all... so self-righteous...
- Or lies, or cries too much. Never with someone who's too good-looking.
- That's new. Why?
- Because you look like shit next to them.
- I have a new one: never fall in love with someone".
Jeremy Podeswa "The five senses".