Defying the Laws of Probability

[dingdongdevious]

Soooo, while walking down the streets of NYC this past week (and about to enter a subway station to my next apartment viewing appointment), a bird pooped on my head. And it wasn’t just any ordinary bird; it was a large pigeon that probably had a little too much to eat and whose uric acid could defy the laws of physics. You see, it managed to drop a

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I think there is a separate set of laws of probability that apply to Denise..

[agape720]

Clovers, bird poop, whatever works! The apt buildings look aMAzing. When do you move in, and what are you close to?

Re: I think there is a separate set of laws of probability that apply to Denise..

[dingdongdevious]

I move in July 9th. Um, I'm one subway station from Midtown Manhattan(around 50th st) and one subway station from Queens.

[lala_lia]

Don't worry you're totally not alone on the poop thing! lol
I've had seagulls get me on the beach like twice last year :DDDD

and yeah...like the whole family was in tears O_o

[dingdongdevious]

Haha. Didn't think that happened to most people. Good thing you were near the water!

[analyticaldream]

Dude... I was SO there for the chipmunk squishing! Or rather, *near* squishing. It got away, no worries. How exciting that you're being adventurous in NYC! Well I mean, I guess I should qualify that by saying that I think just *moving* there is an adventure, let alone whatever you're doing! Anyway, hope your life is going well (aside from the bird poop thing... but honestly, if that had to happen to anyone I knew, I would have guessed it would have been you! I read it and was like "oh right. of *course* she got shit on by a bird... why wouldn't she?!? hehe), and good luck with everything!

[dingdongdevious]

Hahaha. Thanks Andrea. =P
And yes, you were also there for the crazy chipmunk incident!

[babyeggplant]

Ha, I remember hearing about the chipmunk incident :)