gayest criminal ever

Apr 19, 2006 22:30

Name: Chinchilla, Henry
Date of Birth: 7/29/1983
Height: 5'04"
Weight: 170
Hair: BLK
Eyes: BRO
Original Crime: Attempted Lewdness with a Child Under Age 14
Conviction Date: August 17, 2004
Warrant Date: October 12, 2004
AKA: Henry Noe Chinchilla
Scars, Marks, Tattoos: 2' scar on ear




"Show me the goods young'un. I'm a criminal and I'm out for a good time. So hands on your ankles"
"What's your name mister?"
"Uh...nevermind that"
"I have to know before I drop my britches"
"Well it's....Henry Chinchilla"
"That is too homo for me to be frightened. Goodbye"
"Dammit"

i don't know why this takes place in the old deep south
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