FML

[dingogrrl]

Shopping while waiting for the ep to dl

Maybe it's because I only buy dog toys and cheap cases of wine from this site, but THIS is what it just suggested I might want:

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[magog_83]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god, I just burst out laughing so loudly at that :D :D WHAT IS WITH THE CREEPY HAND??? Now I'm imagining a woman slowly waking up and maybe murmuring 'mmmmm Colin' before she opens her eyes and is confronted with HEADLESS ONE ARMED TORSO PILLOW DDDDD:

Saddest thing I ever had recommended to me... 'Microwave Cooking For One'. If you have ever heard of any cookery book so sad and depressing, I'd like to hear about it. And what was worse, the pic on the front cover had a beautifully laid out microwave meal on a tray (for one) and they'd even bothered to put a single rose in a vase as well :/

[dingogrrl]

/o\

Maybe, just maybe, a girl could convince herself in the dead of night after a few wines but OH THE SHAME the next morning.

Handy to know: 'Colin' has removable and washable 'pyjamas'. I would totally make him a range of outfits. Maybe a little chainmail number for when I'm in a mood for (headless) blondes.

... ... Damnit, they offered free shipping. I should have gone for it. *g*

Hahaha, isn't ALL microwave cooking for one? The rose! Brilliant.

I actually OWN a cookbook for singles, but it has a picture of a woman in heels laughing and holding a half-empty bottle of wine in one hand on the cover and is titled "The Pleasure is All Mine: Selfish Food for Modern Life" so the depressing nature is covered by a facade of booze and self-aware humour. Apt, I suppose.

[magog_83]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1SV0WZCHD3LSX/ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B002RWJ9S8&nodeID=1055398&tag=&linkCode=

I was just reading the reviews for 'Colin' on Amazon.com and look at this one! I don't know who this girl is, but I love her :D

[dingogrrl]

Love! I would like HER as a cuddle pillow.

[luztremula]

That is hilarious...sorry to laugh at your pain! That is definitely a "oh no they didn't" moment.

[dingogrrl]

Heh, it's kinda scary when a faceless computer server knows you so well that it can mock your life. I thought owning a dog instead of 50 cats would throw them off the scent!

The boyfriend pillow is TOTALLY making an appearance in this week's recap. Once I knuckle down and write it.

[luztremula]

I'm with you sister. I own THREE dogs (but they are little), so I shudder to think what would happen if I went on that website. Can't wait for the recap!

[dingogrrl]

Three dogs sounds like a lot of awesome puppy-based trouble! But you could arrange them on the bed in the shape of a boyfriend pillow so you'd never need to buy one.

[elsmoka]

HAHAHA.

Does it come with different shirts?
And the hand. OMG.

[dingogrrl]

No, but the shirt is removable and I figure you could make your own to suit whatever you desire...wait, I mean, I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONTEMPLATED THIS AND AM NOT WEIRD AT ALL OKAY?

I think feeling that lifeless, floppy hand would just be CREEPY and give you nightmares. Awesome!