i watched the movie swordfish last night with my roommate and wanted to offer the director some thoughts in case he ever wants to make a remake ( Read more... )

theres an opportnity at every corner of life ( Read more... )

dear klingrap ( Read more... )

also, is it just me or does everybody find 'bind cookie to IP address' a little dirty?

You Are 25% American
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go to google and type "(your name) needs" and write the top ones down:

ben needs money for art supplies.
Ben Needs To Win The Superbowl
ben needs a little grooming
Ben Needs a Smock
ben needs a ride home
Ben needs prayer
Ben needs to start doing his own writing and self promotion
Ben needs to be noticed, recognized, appreciated, adored and

And he was reminded of Michael K at the rehabilitation camp: a walking stick of a man, hiding under a leaf, nibbling at the corner, and drinking dew or whatever walking sticks feed on. His head hurt still, was throbbing in fact. Pure pulses of blood and weakness that would precede he was sure his death.

1. scenes from the hot dog factory: 'he imagined sneaking into that room and crawling up into one of these gutted pigs and curling up inside. when the group came through he'd throw open the ribs like shutters and yell 'surprise!' his teacher would probably shit her pants and he'd end up the rest of the week in detention. he also considered the ( Read more... )

from the new york times ( Read more... )

the muscle above my right eye (my eyebrow?) keeps twitching. am i getting a tic? in other news, i am in love with julia davis.